One thing we can learn from the current events of the past few years is that the United States should declare war on every other single nation on earth. Potentially all those countries have citizens that hate us for our freedom and they can easily learn how to make bombs on the internet. Additionally, the government should arm every US citizen over the age of 6 with at least 3 guns/assault rifles/crossbows etc (whatever the citizen desires because we are a free country and goddamn if big government is going to tell us what kind of weapon we can have). We would then be free to open fire on (1) anyone who comes to our house that we don't recognize, (2) anyone who has a funny name and has a dark shade of skin, (3) anyone who looks suspicious or carries a suspicious package and (4) any person who is admittedly not christian and doesn't verbally express their undying love for our country.
This is the only way we can have a just and free society without sharia law. I'm going to pop "Sarah Palin's Alaska" in the DVD player now.
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