O__o

If people are so worried about government spending, why would they vote #republican?

My baby boy is growing up.

My son will be going off to college soon I'm having a hard time not panicking about it. I miss him already and he doesn't even leave for 3 more months. I'm worried, stressed, excited and proud all at the same time and it causes me sleepless nights.

Daddy's got a gun.

Explain to me in detail the logic behind every second amendment rights spouting rube's declaration that they need to have a stockpile of guns to protect their home and family. I have been lower-middle class my entire life and have lived in lower-middle class/white trash neighborhoods all my life and have never felt in danger of someone coming into our home to harm my family. Additionally, my extended poor neighborhood dwelling family and friends have never had to defend themselves against home intruders. On top of that, we never heard stories of someone who knows someone who's related to someone else that were attacked in their home by wild blood-thirsty intruders trying to steal, rob or rape.
Never heard about it on the evening news.
Never caught wind of any urban legends about it.
So what the fuck are these idiots talking about? The chances of them having to pull out one of their guns to protect family and/or property against home invaders is astronomically remote and far outweighed by the highly increased odds of one of their family members dying by the same guns they bring into the home.
Being blinded by your own fervor is a sign of ignorance. O_o

Real solutions bitches.

One thing we can learn from the current events of the past few years is that the United States should declare war on every other single nation  on earth. Potentially all those countries have citizens that hate us for our freedom and they can easily learn how to make bombs on the internet. Additionally, the government should arm every US citizen over the age of 6 with at least 3 guns/assault rifles/crossbows etc (whatever the citizen desires because we are a free country and goddamn if big government is going to tell us what kind of weapon we can have). We would then be free to open fire on (1) anyone who comes to our house that we don't recognize, (2) anyone who has a funny name and has a dark shade of skin, (3) anyone who looks suspicious or carries a suspicious package and (4) any person who is admittedly not christian and doesn't verbally express their undying love for our country.

This is the only way we can have a just and free society without sharia law. I'm going to pop "Sarah Palin's Alaska" in the DVD player now.

5 years of this crap.

Dear Aaron,

Thank you for your interest in the position of Blah Blah with the City of Blah Blah. Recruitment for this position recently closed and all applications were closely reviewed.

We were pleased to receive an impressive number of applications from qualified candidates. All of the applications were screened and those whose education and/or experience most suited to the City’s needs have been selected for the next phase of the examination process.

Although your application was not among those selected for interview, we sincerely appreciate your taking the time to apply for this position.

(at least they thanked me for wasting my time and effort)

Tom Jones is a god.

No wonder that man got laid ALL the time.

Geez

It's almost more fun to customize your blog than it is to actually write a post. But, you should still click the ads on my page so I can say that I work for Google. Please & Thank You.

How It Feels [through Glass]

I desperately want to own a pair of Google Glass. I would never take them off.

I'm gonna shoot yer ass!

Where are these 2nd amendment rubes coming from? They shoot first and listen second, which is why the rest of civilization is wary of them having semi-automatic weapons in the first place. Stop and listen for a moment; no one is talking about banning guns, taking your guns or redacting the 2nd amendment. So just relax, put on your big boy pants and join the conversation.

The constructive thing to do is to talk about how we stop (read: curb) the madness that is springing up more and more across the land. Do we put more resources into caring for our mentally ill citizens? Create a more arduous and strict screening process to determine who can buy these weapons of death? Require liability insurance for weapons? Intelligently fund education so our children reap the benefits and not administrators, in hopes of preventing mass killings by disaffected youth?

These are the things that need to be talked about. Every time some hillbilly spouts off about Obama coming to take his gun (Ted Nugent) or the solution being to arm everyone and let the fastest on the draw survive (NRA) they are effectively pissing on the graves of those 20 dead kindergartners in Connecticut. And fucking shame on them for that.

Property rights.

I think libertarians got it wrong. You can't put up a fence, hold up a bill of sale and tell me that you own this meadow, this pasture, that pond or that forrest. These things need to belong to everyone. Property rights, but only to a reasonable extent my friend. A libertarian friend once tried to convince me that it's just if someone works harder (or whatever the happenstance because more frequently hard work has absolutely nothing to do with it) than others then they deserve to have more. I can't get my mind around that. Especially when there is finite "stuff" and human beings die of starvation everyday.

Try to think, idiot.

I feel as though every time I hear someone say the teachers at that school should have been armed, they're pissing on the graves of those children.

Vote dummy.

When you go to the polls tomorrow I want you to remember two simple little words: Venture Capitalist. Do you really think it's a good idea to have some one like that pushing for financial legislation?

Free Pussy Riot

Free Pussy Riot

Safe at home.

Watch "Football or baseball" on YouTube

Mitt Fucking Romney

Why in the hell would any American remotely consider voting for a venture capitalist for president? For that matter, why would anyone of modest means ever consider voting for a multi-millionaire? You think a person like that cares one whit about the middle and lower classes? The very fact that he has money in off-shore bank accounts should disqualify him out right. Of course he hasn't paid any taxes in years. People like that are above paying taxes. People like that brought the world economy to it's knees out of sheer greed.

We need to wake up. We need to organize. We need to fight back. The choice between a mixed race former community organizer and Mitt Fucking Romney is no choice at all.